Your humble webmaster is responsible to create the buzz that moves heavy duty conveyor equipment. The company has given me great lattitude in doing so. In that spirit , I can inform y'all that I am a major fan of the Eureka television program. I just became aware of that treasure a few months ago from Netflix.
Just look at Sherrif Carter on the right. That is one serious dude. When General Dynamics needs to move a positron beam splitter into the laser lab , do you really think they'd move it by hand?
The A Plus Warehouse Heavy Duty Roller Conveyor by Roach Conveyors cam handle a madssive 7,500# in a 10 foot section with individual roller capacity of 540# per roller. This is adequate for a positron beam even without the boson field generator!
The science of a conveyor application does not require vector calculus or even finite element analysis. In fact , conveyor science is handled perfectly by your humble sales staff here at A Plus Warehouse. We no Phd's on staff, but that is ok. We do not need to know relativistic time dilation formulae in order to provide a kickin conveyor!
Feel free to download our buyers guide and also enjoy the video. If you appreciated this tounge in cheek blogpost , feel free to spread it about. Finally , do yourselves a favor and watch the Sci Fi show 'Eureka' . It has the science of Star Trek, but has more fun than Kirk's closing discussion with Bones and Spock.
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Also , please order some conveyors from us!